The Kingdom of Womble 3699 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.928 billion Womble 3699ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.2%.

The strong Womble 3699ian economy, worth 357 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is 40,074 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 258,283 per year while the poor average 2,512, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 3699's national animal is the elephant, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 3699 is ranked 230,679^th in the world and 4,935^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.